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Men. You can’t live with them and science is getting very close to living with out them. It’s true men are somewhat obsolete beings. They nag you and bug you, leave the seat up, drink milk from the carton, burp, fart and everything else that irritates women, they do. Trouble is, they just don’t get it.

No matter how many times you say “please take the trash out” or “honey, please fix the sink” that turns into four long hours of a Madden ’08 or World of War Craft session with online “friends”.

Men have this way of finding everything that irritates women and they do it. And when you want them to be on your side about a situation that you know they’ll love, they decide to play devils advocate and go the complete opposite direction. And what is with this ‘anything can’t be fixed with a kiss’ nonsense? No it can not, if I fall in the toilet because the seat was left up the last thing I want is a kiss to make up for the fact that my butt is soaking with toilet water.


What is happening with men nowadays? They are so sensitive and so needy and can clearly not do anything for themselves. What happened to a man that could build a porch, fix the car, patch up the ceiling, and unclog the sink in one day. He would come home from a long day at work and when he saw you he would smile and say “my God you look amazing”. Where is he at, and why do women keep getting stuck with 70% men, where is the 100% man at?


Truth is women, we all know we don’t care what our man says when he gets home, we might complain and nag that he hasn’t done this or hasn’t done that, but in all reality we know that when they come home give us that first kiss, look in our eyes and ask “where’s dinner?”, all we can do is melt into a pool of love and cater to his needs. That’s the real trouble with men, you can’t live with them, and for some strange reason, have no strength to live without them.